Alfredo Jokes

  • What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

    Don't be alfredo.

  • Why did the sauce need a night light?

    Because he was alfredo the dark!

  • What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?

    Alfredo

  • Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

    Because he was Alfredo pasta!