Algorithm Jokes

  • What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

    He's writing an Algorithm!

  • What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

    Life is like a box of chocolates...

  • What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

    An algorithm.

  • What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

    One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

  • What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

    An algorithm.

  • What's Al Gore's dancer name?

    Algorithm.

  • How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

    Algorithm.

  • What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

    An algorithm

  • What is an inconvenient truth with music?

    Algorithm.