How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?
Allah take the flight controls
Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?
Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.
What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?
How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?
Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)
What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?
Allah Be Back.
What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?
Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!
Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?
Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.
Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?
Because Allah likes digimon
What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?