Alley Jokes

  • What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

    Batman's Parents.

  • What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

    Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."

  • What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

    Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

  • What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

    Alley-oop Akbar

  • What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

    M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

  • What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

    A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

  • Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

    Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.