Why do some people cough alot?
Because they drink to much coughee.
What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?
let me be your *soil*mate
Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?
because there is alot of sin going on.
What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?
Hash with alot of Salt
How do you get alot of people to check out your post?
Tag it NSFW and repost it.
When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T>1?
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p