Alzheimer Patient Jokes

  • How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

    To get to the other side.

  • Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

    Because he doesn't know the time of day.

  • How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    to get to the other side

  • How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

    To get to the other side.

  • How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

    To get to the other side!

  • What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

    Hey, this looks new!"

  • How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

    To get to the other side!

  • How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    to get to the other side

  • How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    To get to the other side!

  • Who, what, when, where and why?

    English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

  • How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

    Kissing strangers.