Amazon Jokes

  • What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

    The Amazon River actually has sails.

  • Whats the derivative of Amazon?

    Amazon prime.

  • Why can't you be successful like your brother?

    Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

  • Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

    because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

  • What is the best food to order from Amazon?

    Prime Rib

  • Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ?

    Amazon of a gun !

  • Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

    Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

  • What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?


  • Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

    You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

  • Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

    They get free two-day shipping.

  • What did Descartes say while shopping online?

    I think therefore I Amazon

  • What's the worst cut of steak?

    Amazon Prime.

  • Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?


  • What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

    A Brazillionaire!

  • Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

    After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.