American Tourist Jokes

  • Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

    So that they can hear each other over their clothes

  • Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

    They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

  • Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

    Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.