What do you call americans flying to space?
The plot for Wall-E
Why is football the single best sport?
Because americans don't play it.
Why arent the americans playing chess?
they are missing two towers.
Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?
I thought they only drive automatic
Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?
Because it reminds them of home.
Why can't americans play LoL?
They can't guard their towers.
Why are americans bad at DotA ?
Because they cant defend their towers.
Why are native americans the best strippers?
Because when they dance they make it rain.