Americans Jokes

  • What do you call americans flying to space?

    The plot for Wall-E

  • Why is football the single best sport?

    Because americans don't play it.

  • Why arent the americans playing chess?

    they are missing two towers.

  • Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

    I thought they only drive automatic

  • Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

    Because it reminds them of home.

  • Why can't americans play LoL?

    They can't guard their towers.

  • Why are americans bad at DotA ?

    Because they cant defend their towers.

  • Why are native americans the best strippers?

    Because when they dance they make it rain.