Amish Woman Jokes
How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?
Two men a nite.
How do you please an Amish woman?
Give her two Mennonite
Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?
Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.
Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?
Because he was driving her buggy.
What do all Amish women want?
How do you make an Amish woman happy?