Amish Woman Jokes

  • How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

    Two men a nite.

  • How do you please an Amish woman?

    Give her two Mennonite

  • Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

    Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

  • Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

    Because he was driving her buggy.

  • What do all Amish women want?

    2 Mennonite.

  • How do you make an Amish woman happy?

    Three Men-A-Night