Amnesia Jokes

  • What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

    Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

  • What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

    I can't remember.

  • How do you know if you have amnesia?

    I don't know.

  • What does amnesia mean?

    Someone told me but I forgot.

  • What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

    Oh shoot, I forgot...

  • How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

    I don't remember.

  • What do you get from a forgetful cow?

    Milk of amnesia!

  • How'd you get amnesia?

    4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

  • What are the symptoms of amnesia?

    I can't remember