Ampnbsp Jokes

  • What do you call someone who knows all?

    Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

  • What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

    amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

  • Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

    Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

  • What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

    Virgin Mobile