Anakin Skywalker Jokes

  • How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

    A shocked Tano.

  • Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

    To get to the dark side...

  • What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

    Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

  • What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

    Dearth Vader

  • What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

    Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

  • What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

    Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.