What are Hillary's convictions?
The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one
What's the difference between a train and SONY?
When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.
How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?
They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting
What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?
Speak now or forever hold your pee!"
Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.