Announce Jokes

  • What are Hillary's convictions?

    The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

  • What's the difference between a train and SONY?

    When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

  • How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

    They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

  • What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

    Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

  • Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

    Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.