Anxiety Jokes

  • Who is that walking up my driveway?

    Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

  • What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

    Past tense.

  • What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

    She has a hispanic attack

  • What's it's for anyway?

    Anxiety.