Apologize Jokes

  • What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

    A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

  • Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

    It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

  • What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

    Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

  • How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

    I'm gonna level with you.

  • How does a woman apologize to a man?

    I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

  • What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?


  • Why did the dolphin apologize?

    He didn't do it on porpoise.

  • Why can't Canada win wars?

    Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

  • What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

    Remorse code

  • What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

    You can say sorry at a funeral.

  • How do telegraph operators apologize?

    Remorse code