App Jokes

  • What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

    Chicken Tinders.

  • Whatcha doing?

    Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

  • How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

    All seven or eight of them.

  • What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?


  • What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

    I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.