Appear Jokes

  • How much for the supermodel?

    winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

  • What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

    Irish pride

  • What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

    Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

  • What are the keys made of?

    Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

  • What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

    Miracle whip.

  • Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

    Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

  • How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

    By appearing in television spooktaculars.

  • How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

    One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

  • Why does light travel faster than sound?

    Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

  • What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

    A fried Chicken leg

  • What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

    So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

  • When do ghosts usually appear?

    Just before someone screams.

  • How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

    One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

  • What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

    A: U.K.

  • Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

    because they are set in the future.

  • Why was the ink happy?

    Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

  • What sign appears on abortion clinics in black communities?

    Crime Prevention Center"

  • Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

    Jar Jar Binks

  • What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

    A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

  • What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

    Stop playing it cagey!