Appreciate Jokes

  • What do women and computers have in common?

    What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.

  • What did Chris Christie say when asked if he had plans to run in the 2016 presidential election?

    After giving it a substantial amount of thought and discussing it with my advisors, I've decided against it. I mean, I'd love to, and I appreciate those who'd support me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to take the stress mentally- and physically." After being asked what physical stress he'd experience, he responded: "I don't think I'd be able to handle that much running."

  • Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

    Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

  • Why was 10 scared?

    because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

  • What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

    I appreciate the sediment.

  • How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

    Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

  • Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

    Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

  • What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

    one one appreciates good head

  • How do you get a date on Tinder?

    Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

  • What do blondes and computer have in common?

    You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers