What do women and computers have in common?
What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.
What did Chris Christie say when asked if he had plans to run in the 2016 presidential election?
After giving it a substantial amount of thought and discussing it with my advisors, I've decided against it. I mean, I'd love to, and I appreciate those who'd support me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to take the stress mentally- and physically." After being asked what physical stress he'd experience, he responded: "I don't think I'd be able to handle that much running."
Why didn't the skelton cross the road?
Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)
Why was 10 scared?
because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)
What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?
I appreciate the sediment.
How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?
Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!
Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?
Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.
What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?
one one appreciates good head
How do you get a date on Tinder?
Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.
What do blondes and computer have in common?
You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers