Apprentice Jokes

  • What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

    Urine for a surprise.

  • Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ?

    He wanted to be a master-baiter.

  • What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

    Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

  • What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

    Know your roll!"