Aquaman Jokes

  • Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

    Because he was hydra-phobic.

  • How do you make Aquaman cool?

    Put him in water!

  • Who's Aquaman?

    Me: EXACTLY!

  • Why so down?

    Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!