Arab Jokes

  • Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks?

    Because they're like Iraq.

  • What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?

    A: A milk sheik!

  • When do Arabs return their library books?

    the day they're Dubai.

  • What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

    Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

  • What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

    The age

  • How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

    Very satisfying.

  • What do you call an Arab who has a ripped body??

    Osama Bin Liftin

  • What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

    A pilot you racist

  • What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's?

    Sheik Shake

  • What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

    Hijab

  • What's an Arab's favorite car?

    Citroen C4

  • What do you call the inhabitants of London?

    Arabs

  • What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

    Harambe

  • What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

    They both like bombs

  • Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

    Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

  • Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs?

    Because they can sheik it.

  • Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

    Because they are already covered.

  • What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

    A bus driver.

  • Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

    Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

  • How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

    He became a Muslim.

  • What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

    Allah-penos

  • Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

    They have to find babysitters for their wives.

  • What does the arabs put in their Mexican food??

    Allah-peos

  • What did the Arab say to his goat?

    Jihad Me at hello

  • What do you call a hip Arab?

    A chic sheik

  • What's the fastest thing on earth?

    An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

  • What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

    Arab spring

  • Where do I lose my Arab friends?

    I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

  • What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

    Good goat!

  • What do you call a muscular Arab?

    Protein sheikh

  • What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

    I don't know, ask the Arabs!

  • When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

    When her moustache is on fire!

  • How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

  • How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

  • What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

    A turk.

  • What do you call a white Arab prince?

    A milk sheikh

  • How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

    None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

  • What did the Arab land his 747?

    The tarmac, you racist.

  • Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

    Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

  • What do you call a rich Arab man?

    Profit Muhammad.

  • What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

    A: Oil of Ole'

  • What do you call an Arab dairy farmer?

    A milk sheik.

  • How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

  • Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

    because it provides cavity protection

  • What do you call a masculine Arab?

    Protein Sheikh

  • What do you call an Arab who's been everywhere and done everything?

    Bindere Dundat

  • What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

    He has a cigarette!

  • What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

    milk sheikh

  • How do you break up an Arab Bingo game?

    Yell B-52.