Arabic Jokes

  • How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

    BOOM!"

  • What do you call a cowshed in Arabic?

    A Mubarak

  • Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

    Because she stole his heart

  • What is the Arabic word for Priest?

    Infidel.

  • How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

    Allah take the flight controls

  • What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

    GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

  • What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

    Post-Hummus

  • What do you call an Arabic rapper?

    Vanilla Isis

  • Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

    To get to the other Sayid.