Archeologist Jokes

  • What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

    I've got a bone to pick with you

  • Why was the archeologist sad?

    His career was in ruins.

  • What's an archeologist?

    A: Someone whose career is in ruins.

  • What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

    The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

  • Why was the archeologist depressed?

    because his career was in ruins