Ark Jokes

  • How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

    He pokmon!

  • Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

    They were looking for the ark tick.

  • Where did Noah keep his bees?

    In the ark hives

  • What animals were last to leave the ark ?

    The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

  • What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

    Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

  • Who was Noah's wife?

    Joan of Ark

  • When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

    In the Ark-hives.

  • What is an ark?

    2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high