Armed Force Jokes

  • What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

    Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

  • Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

    For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

  • What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

    The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

  • Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

    Submarines.