Arr Jokes

  • What's a pirate's favourite letter?

    A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

  • What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

    the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

  • What are you doing with that thing?

    The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

  • What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

    Arr! It's driving me nuts!

  • How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

    Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.