Arrr Jokes

  • How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

    Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

  • Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

    Because it was rated arrr!

  • Why are pirates called pirates?

    Because they arrr!

  • What's a pirate's favourite game?

    An arrr-pg

  • Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

    Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

  • What's a pirates favourite letter?

    You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

  • How do pirates know they are pirates?

    They think therefore they arrr

  • What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

    Arrr make tea

  • What's the wheel for?

    The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

  • Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

    Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

  • Why are you on /r/Jokes?

    What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?