Art Jokes

  • What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

    Art.

  • What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

    A well educated Barista

  • What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

    Post-Imprussianist.

  • What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

    I love you with all my art!"

  • What's the difference between art and junk?

    A plaque.

  • What's the art of having multiple personalities?

    Acting

  • What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

    A tooter

  • What do you call a man with no arms & no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

    Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

  • What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

    A cup of yogurt.

  • Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

    It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

  • How does a painter support their art in this economy?

    Easel-y

  • What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

    A large pizza can feed a family of 4

  • What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

    Art

  • What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

    Art.

  • What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

    The arts student gets a mark for it.

  • How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

    He calls it a work of art.

  • How do you know if something is art?

    People tell you."

  • Whats the sickest piece of art?

    Pneumonia Lisa

  • Why do we need art?

    Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

  • What's that again?

    A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

  • What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

    A: A hobby horse.

  • What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

    Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

  • What's a statistician's favorite form of art?

    Data-ism

  • What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

    Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

  • Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

    You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

  • What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

    art

  • What is Laziness?

    Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.