Asian Parent Jokes

  • Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

    Two Wongs don't make a white

  • Why can't Asian parents make a white baby?

    Because two wongs don't make a white

  • What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

    Sum ting wong

  • Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

    Cause two Wongs don't make a white

  • What about Fergdudaughter?

    Must have Asian parents.

  • Why do asian parents give their children short names?

    More time on tests.