Asteroid Jokes

  • What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

    Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

  • Why are they called hemorrhoids?

    Because asteroids was already taken.

  • What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

    I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

  • Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

    Because they take a steroid.

  • Why're they called hemorrhoids?

    Surely they should be called asteroids? :

  • What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

    We don't need an asteroid...