Astronomer Jokes

  • Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

    Chicks dig stars.

  • What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

    Hubble, Hubble."

  • What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

    Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

  • How do astronomers plan a party?

    they planet.

  • Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

    He wanted to see stars during the day.

  • What is an astronomer?

    A night watchman with a college education.

  • Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

    He just needed some space.

  • What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

    They default in our stars