Astronomy Jokes

  • What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

    Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

  • What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

    Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

  • What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

    Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.