Atm Jokes

  • What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

    An ATM machine

  • What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

    They both can't make any change

  • What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

    The ATM

  • Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

    Because he charges!

  • Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

    Because America is never wrong.

  • What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

    Sperm banks.

  • Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

    He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

  • What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

    The ATM

  • How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

    Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

  • Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

    He kneaded the dough

  • What's the best machine I can use?

    The trainer responds, "The ATM"