Attach Jokes

  • Why are branches attached to trees?

    Because they stick

  • Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

    Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

  • Why did the dead baby cross the road?

    It was attached to my bumper...

  • Why is the stick attached to the roof?

    Because it is sticky.

  • How much for it?

    Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

  • What do you attach to a transgender chicken?

    Dez Nuts!

  • What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

    No strings attached

  • What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

    Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

  • Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

    He got too attached to his work.

  • What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?


  • Why do they attach chains to their pens?

    If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.