Attachment Jokes

  • Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

    Because attachments are forbidden.

  • Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

    Because they have no attachments.

  • Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

    Because he had no attachments

  • Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

    Because they don't have attachments!

  • How does Dalai Lama send emails?

    With no attachments.

  • When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

    When there are no attachments

  • Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

    They can't deal with attachments.

  • Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

    He had no attachments.

  • What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

    An old man yelling at the cloud

  • How do Buddhist monks send emails?

    They remove all attachments.

  • What is the definition of a Wife?

    An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

  • Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

    He had no attachments.

  • Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

    Because they have no attachments.