Attic Jokes

  • What do you call a Star wars fan in an attic?

    Annakin Frank

  • I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

    The sails are going through the roof.

  • What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

    An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

  • What's brown and hides in the attic?

    The Diarrhea of Anne Frank