Attorney Jokes

  • How does an attorney go to sleep?

    First he lies on one side, then the other!!

  • How Do You Start a Flood?

    An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

  • Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

    All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

  • What does an attorney wear to work?

    A: A law suit.

  • What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

    The attorney charges more.

  • Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

    A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.