How does an attorney go to sleep?
First he lies on one side, then the other!!
How Do You Start a Flood?
An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?
Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?
All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."
What does an attorney wear to work?
A: A law suit.
What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?
The attorney charges more.
Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?
A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.