Attract Jokes

  • What attracted you to our company?

    Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

  • What are peas attracted to?


  • Why do all black people go to heaven?

    The Son is attracted to black

  • Why do people love their smartphones so much?

    Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

  • Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

    Because of his hex appeal.

  • Where's my Spiderman costume?

    I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

  • What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

    Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

  • Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

    She's only attracted to colored guys.

  • Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

    Because opposite poles attract

  • Why do men like smart women?

    A. Opposites attract.

  • Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

    Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

  • Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

    Because they were Ionic.

  • How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

    They were impressive!

  • Why are TV's attracted to people?

    Because we turn them on. / /

  • How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

    This clique bait will shock you!

  • What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

    Their ankles!

  • Why do people buy smart cars?

    Because opposites attract.

  • Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

    Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.