Autism Jokes

  • What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

    Having to admit you have autism :,P

  • How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

    You give them an autopsy

  • How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

  • What do you call a puppy with autism?

    aww-tistic