What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?
Having to admit you have autism :,P
How do you find out if a dead man has autism?
You give them an autopsy
How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
What do you call a puppy with autism?