Automobile Jokes

  • What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

    Automobile.

  • What is an autobiography?

    The life story of an automobile.

  • What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

    A: A carpet.

  • What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

    A very upset child.

  • What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

    Automobile.