Avenger Jokes

  • What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

    Whedon?

  • Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

    Because a black widow has no husband.

  • How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

  • What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

    One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

  • Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

    Because they heard he's a web developer

  • What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

    Hydra-Gin

  • Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

    Because he doesn't work with Vision

  • What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

    Smashed potatoes.

  • How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.