Award Jokes

  • What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

    The No-Bell prize!

  • Why did the scare crow win the award?

    He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

  • Why did the scarecrow win an award?

    Because he was outstanding in his field.

  • Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

    They hate plaque buildup.

  • Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

    Because he got an award for revvin' it.

  • Why did the scarecrow get an award?

    Because he was outstanding in his field!

  • What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?


  • Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

    Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

  • What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

    Reddit Old

  • Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

    There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

  • What kind of award did the dentist receive?

    A little plaque.

  • Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

    Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

  • What's the award for being the world's best dentist?

    A little plaque.

  • Which award did the knoc knock joke get?

    The nobel prize.

  • Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?


  • What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

    The No-Bell prize.

  • Why don't dentists display their awards?

    Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.