Axl Rose Jokes

  • Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

    Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

  • What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

    Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

  • Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

    Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.