Ayatollah Jokes

  • How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

  • Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ?

    Ayatollah you already !

  • How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.