Aye Jokes

  • What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

    Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

  • What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

    The aye

  • What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

    Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

  • What did pirate say when he turned 80?


  • Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

    The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

  • Why is Congress like a cold?

    Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

  • How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

    Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.