B Jokes

  • Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

    The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

  • How is your day going?

    G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

  • What do you call bears with no ears?

    B

  • Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

    A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

  • What did A and B look for at the beach?

    A "C" gull!

  • What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

    Benot B. Mandelbrot

  • What did fish A say to fish B?

    Wasabi?

  • Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

    Because he can see the D

  • What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

    Brash.

  • What's a bear without an ear?

    A b

  • What are you planting???

    B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

  • Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

    Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

  • Why are all those people running?

    A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

  • How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

    B 52.

  • What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

    He will B flat

  • What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

    AY E! I O U edit: added Y

  • What is puberty?

    B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will

  • Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

    They'll B flat

  • What's the coolest answer to a multi-choice question?

    B)

  • What did A say to B about : and D?

    They seem happy when they are together - :D

  • What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

    Oh God, not the B's!

  • Why cant asians drive?

    Because cars takes you from A to B

  • What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

    One starts with B and the otber starts with D

  • What do you call bears without ears?

    B.

  • What do you call a psychic on /b/?

    A 4Chan-Teller

  • What did music tell the pancakes?

    B flat.

  • Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

    B's

  • Why does Washington DC stink?

    Because of the B O

  • What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

    Benoit B. Mandelbrot

  • What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

    Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

  • Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

    A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

  • What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

    Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

  • Why is this?

    B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

  • Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

    Canada deserves to be plan eh.

  • Why is B so cool?

    Because it is next to the AC

  • What does Brown Santa say?

    Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

  • Why is Alabama the smartest state?

    Because it has four A's and one B.

  • Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

    Because there is only one B in Belgium

  • What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

    You better C or you'll B

  • Why are A's like flowers?

    Because B's go after them!