Ba Dum Tss Jokes

  • How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

    From a catalogue. ba dum tss

  • What do you call a joke with no punchline?

    Ba-dum-tss

  • What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

    A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

  • What's a Drummer's favorite food?

    Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

  • Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

    They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

  • Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

    Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

  • What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

    An investigator. Ba dum tss.

  • Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

    Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

  • How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

    Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.