How does a baboon make phone calls?
He just monkeys around on the line!
What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?
How do you identify a baboon?
Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!
Whats the difference between congress and parliament?
Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.
What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?
I don't know.