Baboon Jokes

  • How does a baboon make phone calls?

    He just monkeys around on the line!

  • What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

    Microphones!

  • How do you identify a baboon?

    Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

  • Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

    Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

  • What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

    I don't know.