Backpack Jokes

  • Whats in his backpack?

    Answer: Parachute

  • What's in the backpack?

    A parachute.

  • What do you have there?

    Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

  • What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

    A home-cooked shower.

  • What does a chicken call its backpack?

    A BokBok...

  • Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

    He was Russian.